Squared Circle Spellcraft: Nikki and Iyo (Collab parts 5 and 6)

(These are parts 5 and 6 of the new collab series from myself and my talented friend Tim we worked together to create these captions.)

Squared Circle Spellcraft: Nikki and Iyo (Collab Parts 3 and 4)

(This is part 3 and 4 of the new collab series from myself and my talented friend Tim we worked together to create these captions.)

Squared Circle Spellcraft: Nikki and Iyo (Collab parts 1 and 2)

(This is part 1 and 2 of the new collaboration series from me and my talented friend Tim. We worked together to create these captions.)

Appearing Bikini

 

Hippie Lifestyle

 

Whoopie Cushion

 

Idiot Science

 

Ideas For Improvement

 

Taste Of The Celeb Life (Collab With King Cheese)

 (here's a very special collab from myself and the talented king cheese co-written by us both. if you haven't seen it already! it was originally supposed to be posted here but we had to post it on Deviantart first because of a technical issue. but it has turned out to be possibly our most viewed collab maybe even caption from us both. The first caption is sitting at 33.8k views and the second at 52.7k views and counting. it was only a matter of time before it was posted here on my main blog. hope you all enjoy, we worked really hard on it and I know the text font might be small so the text for each caption will be posted below thank you)

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“Do you realize what this means?” Joseph asked, shocked, looking down at his reflection in the pool. A pool with a mirror-like surface that showed Jenna Ortega and Sabrina Carpenter looking back at him. Inside the pool were fish with scales that looked like money swimming around, literal dollar bills and yet Joseph was more distraught over his reflection than the money fish. “Yeah,” James, Joseph’s best friend, answered with a smile and a happy high pitched squeal. “We can get into any club we want from now on!” Joseph just scoffed “A club? That’s seriously what you're worried about right now? We’re chicks and in this crazy ass town that looks like it's straight out of a Tim Burton movie.” “Sure a club is what’s important.” Joseph wanted to throw his hands up in the air.“But dude, think about it,” James said, twirling his new blonde hair between his fingers. “I’m Sabrina Carpenter and you’re Jenna Ortega! We’re hot!” “Hot really? Our lives are turned upside down and hot is the best you’ve got.” Joseph griped as Scarlett Johansson walked by wearing a dress made out of birthday cards, each card carrying Amazon and Walmart gift cards. “Have fun boys,” the person in her form said with a wink. “And welcome to Celebburg!”Joseph just flipped the Scarlett Johansson impersonator off. “Everyone in this town seems so fake.” All Joseph and James wanted to do was to go to a club for Joseph’s birthday. But everywhere they turned they weren’t good looking enough for the exclusive clubs. Too Average, Fat, and Nerdy. Oh My! Until they heard tell of a town a few miles over out in the country. Celebburg, with a club called the L.A. Experience. Their motto was “Anyone is allowed and you’ll live the Celebrity Life!” When the boys walked the silver and gold streets and finally entered the club, they soon transformed into the famous women they now were.“That wasn’t nice Joe,” James said with a disapproving frown while crossing his arms. “Sorry Scarlett Jofakeson”, Joseph said sarcastically. It was the next day, and they were busy checking out their reflections in the club's pool. Less drunk than the night before in Joseph’s case. James didn’t drink. Kelly, AKA Sydney Sweeney, who typically was dressed in a bubble bath cloud like attire, watched them. “You’ll get used to it, I did.” Kelly shouted, as Joseph rubbed his face as if to change back, and James smiled from pure joy.“Would you prefer being a different celeb than Jenna?” James asked his best friend. “I’d swap with you if you want.” “I’m afraid that’s not allowed.” Kelly aka Sydney Sweeney’s doppelganger sighed. “Celebrities are best matched to each person and Jenna was his best match. Besides, the transformations are permanent.” Kelly explained. “Permanent! You mean we’re stuck in this dump?” Joseph asked as a flying dump truck carrying gold coins and winning lottery tickets flew past them like a shimmering garbage dragon.“I suggest you get used to being a rather cute, short, Latina, oh my! And you get used to being a Lovely, Blonde, Attractive, Singer!” Kelly said. If you didn’t know any better you’d think she was about to break out into song. “I guess there are worse bodies,” Joseph mumbled unhappy with being a woman. “You said these were the best matches, why?”“When you entered the town, its magic read your memories and decided who’s body matched your personality,” Kelly answered. James clapped, excited and Joseph frowned. “Lovely!” Joseph said sarcastically. “Why were they our best match?” Joseph asked, hoping his act wasn’t seen through. “Not sure,” Kelly said. “I’m not in charge here.”“But you're not fooling anyone,” Kelly smirked, as a nearby slug started singing Adele songs. “Do you mind Timothy?” Kelly sighed. “You both want to be women, yes?” “We were both always curious about what being girls would be like,” James admitted. “And so far it feels great.” “Good for you! But as for me you're wrong.” Joseph stormed off, lightly pushing his hair back and blushing. “She caught me,” he whispered to himself. “Not fooling anyone dear!” Kelly shouted. “Screw you!” Joseph shouted back. He had to get out of this town….Hopefully still as Jenna. “Wait! Come back! We're hot dude! Look how attractive I am!” James ran after his friend also hoping he’d stay as Sabrina Carpenter.

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It was the next day and Joseph was still “ upset” about being forever Jenna Ortega’s duplicate. “Nothing you can say is going to help me feel better,” Joseph told James during a walk. “So don’t try it.” They had discovered there was a barrier blocking them from leaving the celebrity infested town. You could enter without permission, but leaving required permission from the celebrity council. It consisted of the Mayor Zendaya, The Police Chief Salma Hayek (but sometimes people called him Owen), the owner of the L.A. Experience Octavia Spencer, and the guy in the form of Scarlett Johansson which Joseph had made an enemy of. She even walked by him every hour just to flip him off. “Hey Sabrina! Hey Buttface!” Scarlett walked past them, as they continued their conversation.“I just don’t get it dude,” James said, still smiling every time he spoke with Sabrina Carpenter’s famous voice. “We both always dreamed of trying out being girls. We’re freaking celebrities now. And we don’t age anymore. We’re practically in paradise! Why are you still upset?” Joseph folded his arms. “Paradise for you maybe. We’re fake celebrities.” “We don’t need their lives to enjoy their bodies,” James reminded his friend. “Plus we can have anything we want. This morning, I asked for a million waffles for breakfast. I ate them all and I still don’t feel full!” Joseph facepalmed. As he gained two more freckles for some reason. “Look man yes I wanted us to try out being women! But I wanted a choice in the matter. Everythings just caught me off guard. I had a life…and it was going well for once. I got asked out by a girl named Mariah who was super nerdy just like me! I had an amazing party with friends that love me before we both went out to the clubs. Hell I was getting a raise at work! And decorating for Halloween, my favorite holiday! I wasn’t expecting all this!” Joseph caught his breath, kicking a nearby pile of sand that just appeared for him to kick. “Frustration sand really?” James sighed. “I understand Joe,” he said. “But I see those smiles you try to hide. I liked my life too. But think of this as the Golden Ticket. And I think I know something that will finally help you fully accept your new body.” “Fat chance, there’s nothing you can do…” Joseph began to say before being interrupted. James took his friend’s face in his hands. Soon, the new Sabrina kissed the new Jenna on the lips. It was as if time stood still while the song Taste played in the background. And Joseph aka Jenna had the biggest realization of his life. “I like this,” Joseph thought to himself as he smiled. Joseph put his hands on his friends cheeks and continued the kiss. Fireworks went off behind them, and the town gathered to see what was going on. The friends were about to be the talk of the town. As Timothy the slug walked past them with a suit and a book but Kelly aka Sydney Sweeney stopped him “They're just friends,” she said. “They’re not getting married.”Eventually, Joseph opened his eyes and saw everyone. Standing there, staring, and clapping oh my! He laughed, catching his composure. “That…That… was amazing,” Joseph admitted. “It really was,” James said with a smile. “But that was just a one time thing. I actually have a date tonight.” James waved at Suzy the gardener, aka Kathryn Newton. “I actually have my eyes on someone,” Joseph said, blushing over at Scarlett Johansson, who was making a “talk to the hand” pose but also blushing.  A cute whimsical heart was suddenly drawn on with a sharpie on her hand giving away her true feelings. “Everyone, I have an announcement to make! I don’t totally hate this!” “No duh!” everyone said at the same time. “And you’ve won a brand new car!” Timothy said, as a red corvette stingray appeared. A corvette with backseats. Everyone glared at Timothy, as Joseph walked over to Scarlett Johansson, and James walked over to Suzy “Double Date?” both former men asked at the same time. Soon they had their answers, as they walked towards the corvette hand in hand with their celebrity crushes. James and Joseph fist bump as they take the driver and shotgun seats. “Like a movie,” Joseph smiled as the clouds formed to say, “Safe Travels Sabrina and Jenna!” James began singing “Espresso” as the four drove off into the sunset. Literally, they drove through the sun. But they were safe. It was like driving through a Christmas lights show. Another happy beginning in the town of Celebburg. Hope to see you soon.

Haliburton

 (If any of the names are mispelled, forgive me lol, I'm used to excitedly texting them during a game and spelling them differently. )

(Go Pacers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Marry Me

 

Trend Hopping

 

An Award Winner

 

Someone To Blame

 

Experience

 

Bound To Be Distracting