Wing Girling It

(Request for Sharon K: "I'd love to see a cap where a teacher named Peter lets his niece practice on him for a cosmetology exam but she gets carried away and uses experimental prosthetics to turn him into a sexy woman (Diane Guerrero from Doom Patrol), because she wants to get into a high-end club and needs a wing-woman" )

First Post Shift Episode

 ( Request for Anonymous: "May i request for a M2F Brie Larson swap. Preferably using the photos of her in the famous black dress."  The photo was requested as well.)

Stick In The Sand

 

The Pampered Life

(The Cap that started it all plus a rebooted version) 

Pet Mermaid

 (Features AI Art)

(Caption Written By Me)

50 Foot Tall

 (Features AI Art)

(Caption Written By Me)

Confidential

 

Hierarchy Of Hollywood

 

The Village Idiot And The Quest

 

Harcourt

 

Modern Bullshit

 

Trait Vampire

 

Return Of A Rockstar

 

Presidential Address

Cupid

 (Holiday caption)

Blessed Y'all

 

Step Away

 

Gran Gran

 (So this is the 300th post on this blog, but I've written way more captions in the archive that haven't been posted here yet, and I don't even know if that's the official number of captions on this blog. So I want to wait to do a big celebration until all captions from my archive are posted here, and I reach another large milestone of captions and have an accurate number. 

But I still wanted to do something a bit special, 

So here's a multi-caption.)

Posing Nude

 

A Small Exchange

 (Features AI Art)

(Caption Written By Me)

 

Sandra Bullock Apocalypse

 

The Morning After The Superbowl

 

Stairing

 

Gym Bros

 

Smile On Her Face

   (Request For Anonymous: "My brother has down syndrome and he loves Jennifer Garner. I was wondering if you could do a wholesome caption where they swap bodies.") (I'm really glad both of you like the caption!) 

GoAnna

 

Wild Night

 

Fitting In

 

The Wrong App

 

When MILF'S Attack

 (Would you be afraid of this virus?)